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well seeing that I just drank 3 cups of coffee me neither ><

kage wrote:

well seeing that I just drank 3 cups of coffee me neither ><

aww, " too bad "
so....entertain me now! gimme a good joke

ehh? m'kay....It's not funny...Fuck it...I'm tired...

k two friends are talking to eachother...let's call em Mike and Bob
Mike:Have I ever told you I was gay?
Bob: no?
Mike: Well now you know
Bob: How do you know your gay?
Mike: I just know
Bob: do you have a mansion?
Mike: No?
Bob: Do you have a job?
Mike: No?
Bob: Do you have a car?
Mike: No, why do you ask?
Bob: Dude....your not gay...your just an ordinary faggot

kage wrote:

ehh? m'kay....It's not funny...Fuck it...I'm tired...

k two friends are talking to eachother...let's call em Mike and Bob
Mike:Have I ever told you I was gay?
Bob: no?
Mike: Well now you know
Bob: How do you know your gay?
Mike: I just know
Bob: do you have a mansion?
Mike: No?
Bob: Do you have a job?
Mike: No?
Bob: Do you have a car?
Mike: No, why do you ask?
Bob: Dude....your not gay...your just an ordinary faggot

hahahahahah....that was funny xD yeah no doubt...asshole xD

You found it funny? I guess I underestimated your sense of humor...

kage wrote:

You found it funny? I guess I underestimated your sense of humor...

well I'm very positive person i like to laugh much is that a problem ?

not for me ^^

Superman was flying around town...and he saw a naked girl laying on a roof....He was horny so he flew down and did his stuff in under 1 second cuz he was so fast...then he flew off..
Then the chick said ''what was that''
And the invisible guy who was having sex with her said ''I dont know, but my ass hurts like hell''
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kage wrote:

not for me ^^

Superman was flying around town...and he saw a naked girl laying on a roof....He was horny so he flew down and did his stuff in under 1 second cuz he was so fast...then he flew off..
Then the chick said ''what was that''
And the invisible guy who was having sex with her said ''I dont know, but my ass hurts like hell''
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ass ?

Rofl

He was invisible...as in no one could see him...and when superman thought he was fucking the girl he actually fucked the guy in the ass...

kage wrote:

He was invisible...as in no one could see him...and when superman thought he was fucking the girl he actually fucked the guy in the ass...

eeeeeeeeeew...fag!

ye ><

one guy is gay in my school, okey in my last school for now on. he was so weird xD and omg when he talked i wanted to laugh my ass off.
it's not like i hate them but...i think only man and woman should be together like it is...

I agree...and I don't have anything against them unless they start hitting on me...eeeeew that's one moment in life I dont want to remember -.-

kage wrote:

I agree...and I don't have anything against them unless they start hitting on me...eeeeew that's one moment in life I dont want to remember -.-

you will get a trauma for rest of your life xD aww, poor thing

Its a straight guys nightmare lol >.<

not a nightmare as it happened in RL -.-
And it was completely and utterly horrifying....I punched the guy on the nose and I fucking ran like a little girl dude ><
It was scary....Not that I'm a homophobe, but if your gay just stay the fuck away....hey that rhymes

if your gay, stay the fuck away ^^ funny

Rofl, i would be the same way lol.
Its quite funny though when u see it happening to another guy >.<

kage wrote:

not a nightmare as it happened in RL -.-
And it was completely and utterly horrifying....I punched the guy on the nose and I fucking ran like a little girl dude ><
It was scary....Not that I'm a homophobe, but if your gay just stay the fuck away....hey that rhymes

if your gay, stay the fuck away ^^ funny

yuck. poor Kage. that happens when someone is too handsome xD

what bothers me is that I only punched him....I should have kicked him in the balls too...no fucking poluting the gene pool for you!!!

Haha >.<
They are already poluted when they discover it i guess

haha xD
kicking into balls sounds good to me. i would love to do that, only gimme a reason

He was hitting on me!!!
Good enough reason? ^^
Let's call him bob...please kick him in the nuts...or better yet, step on them with stilleto shoes ^^

kage wrote:

He was hitting on me!!!
Good enough reason? ^^
Let's call him bob...please kick him in the nuts...or better yet, step on them with stilleto shoes ^^

*puts stilletos on* here bobby boy...where are you ? i got a nice....candy for you! "

That was so michael jackson pedobear style -.- scary anyways