A test to determine wether you are losing it or not

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've
made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


1. What do you put in a toaster?






























Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.




















2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?





































Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt
the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto
World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.









3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house
is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks , what is a green house made from?










































Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said'green bricks,

' why the hell are you still reading these???





If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4













4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000
feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two
engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle
of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you
bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'?




























Answer: You don't bury survivors.



If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop.
If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.











5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
London to MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.

InSwansea, three people get off and five people get on. In
Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford
Haven.







What was the name of the bus driver?



























Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Oh god, I'm losing it.

I lost on number two, but i got all the rest, dammit, baby cows drink milk! *realises a calf and a cow is somewhat differant*

if you read the intire test then you are losing it, the question about the houses is just stupid >.<

Lol lost it at Number 1

same got screwed on number 1 =S

dark reaper exarch wrote:

if you read the intire test then you are losing it, the question about the houses is just stupid >.<

idd still don't get that one

I've done this, and I wasn't losing it.

PS: If anyone, for some reason, feels like they should spring this test on anyone, do it in english. Else, it won't work.

heh...the greenhouse question is stupid....anyways got to no.4