senseless killing!

lol saw this on some forum...each post is directed to the poster above you.
you have to kill him in some way.... yay fun!
lol anyways i'll start just to show you
seeing that i started this I will direct this towards the forum.
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i take a knife cutting off your leggs and then wrap towels covered with salt on them so you will die in agony

I tie you to a chair taking out a little pocket knife and go all EMO on you. you die from blood loss fromthe numerous cuts i inflicted on you.....oh and then I pee on you...

kage wrote:

I tie you to a chair taking out a little pocket knife and go all EMO on you. you die from blood loss fromthe numerous cuts i inflicted on you.....oh and then I pee on you...

i feed you to a kage eating goose that is all the trouble you are worth

I....umm....I choke you with a pillow....that I peed on

kage wrote:

I....umm....I choke you with a pillow....that I peed on

i shall make a robot with a bazooka that will blow you up

I reenact the texas chainsaw massacre...with you as the victim

kage wrote:

I reenact the texas chainsaw massacre...with you as the victim

1st of all how original of you

now back to the killing

i would hire professional japanese ninja's to capture you and imprison you inside my dungeon where a sumo wrestler would hug you to death

lets see now.

i would slice ur head clean off ur body with 1 slash of a samurai sword o.O

i would use lavi's hammer on lvl 2 (d. gray-man) and use fire seal on you and bake you like a chicken ^^

I'd make you eat pizza untill you explode. Literally.

Yuki Shio wrote:

I'd make you eat pizza untill you explode. Literally.

now that would be a nice way to end ^^

uhm.. how to kll yuki....
it would probably be the other way around~~
i'd just play a mission with you and you would go all kamikaze and cummit suïcide and be happy about it....

I'd sing pop songs untill blood starts coming out of your ears.

And then you'd bleed to death.

I'm a terrible singer. I sing a lot, though. Torture, chaos, yay!

Yuki Shio wrote:

I'd sing pop songs untill blood starts coming out of your ears.

And then you'd bleed to death.

I'm a terrible singer. I sing a lot, though. Torture, chaos, yay!

nah you cannot be that bad =/ proof it

and i would just put up emo songs till you commit suïcide

Emo songs make me smile. So that won't work.

I'd steal your spleen. And then you'd die of some mysterious infection.

Yuki Shio wrote:

Emo songs make me smile. So that won't work.

I'd steal your spleen. And then you'd die of some mysterious infection.

why don't you just stop telling ways to kill me and just kill me ?

i would order 1000000000000000000000000000kg of chocolate and let it be delivered at your house.... then you will die happily

I would rip out your intestines and put them into your mouth so it looks like u have an intestinale rope going thru u so u would choke on your own intestines, then i would throw salt into the wound i created (i.e. inside of you) while you were still choking, then before you die, i would take your intestines out of your mouth and rip off your arms and legs after putting a head of cabbage into your mouth, then i would make you wtahc your guts being chewed out by my dog and right before u die i would rip out your heart and shove it down your throat along with the head of cabbage

this would all be done while you are chained to a rabbid bull who is also chained up who would be let go to parade your corpse thru its gore-path

a lot of creativity went into this one

Xetoil wrote:

I would rip out your intestines and put them into your mouth so it looks like u have an intestinale rope going thru u so u would choke on your own intestines, then i would throw salt into the wound i created (i.e. inside of you) while you were still choking, then before you die, i would take your intestines out of your mouth and rip off your arms and legs after putting a head of cabbage into your mouth, then i would make you wtahc your guts being chewed out by my dog and right before u die i would rip out your heart and shove it down your throat along with the head of cabbage

this would all be done while you are chained to a rabbid bull who is also chained up who would be let go to parade your corpse thru its gore-path

a lot of creativity went into this one

i think that if you rip someones guts out that they are already pretty dead

i would kill you by extracting your imaginiation out of you without it you will go insane and be depressed and at a certain point cummit suicide

I won't kill you. I will torture you by letting you live.

Yuki Shio wrote:

I won't kill you. I will torture you by letting you live.

that is too cruel....

i would kill you by hanging out with you eventually your alergie for depression will kill you

You think it's deadly? It just makes me sneeze a lot...

Yuki Shio wrote:

You think it's deadly? It just makes me sneeze a lot...

ever tried sneezing and breathing at the same time ?

I tried. And it turned out to be a lot harder than I expected.

Yuki Shio wrote:

I tried. And it turned out to be a lot harder than I expected.

so you understand that it is deadly ? eventually

I... guess I do.